Once upon a time, a young bro fresh out of high school, Billy realized that there weren’t any stories that celebrated the life of bros like him. So he crushed a 6-pack of natty light and promptly blacked out. When he awoke, a miracle had occurred. As if forged by the Great Frat Father in the sky, a sacred tome rested upon his sticky beer-pong table: Brotales: Fairy Tales for Bros.
After sleeping off a brutal hangover, Billy dedicated his life to spreading the gospel of brodom, vowing to drink himself into a glorious stupor every time a new story of bros had to be told.